Random revelations (G rated version)

1. I was crash tackled by one of Margaret Thatcher’s minders
2. I had to find Morrissey a place to urinate
3. I went on a selection weekend to be an intelligence officer. It wasn’t the job for me.
4. I was interviewed to be a document analyst at Goldman Sachs. I failed the selection test miserably.
5. The best day at work I ever had was working in the rooftop of the boiler room at the big day out while Underworld and Fat Boy Slim were playing
6. I once got on the wrong overnight train in the middle of winter in Poland but made it eventually.
7. I have been in charge of repossessing cars
8. I was asked by a senior Australian politician to leak the identity of the zodiac driver in the Rainbow Warrior bombing to the UK media. It was bit of a none-story as it was already widely known that he was involved. I didn’t bother passing the story on.
9. I hold the yellow (first) belt in Chinese style kickboxing and the green (second) in Thai style.
10. I once passed myself off a speaking Spanish in a Facebook IM conversation even though I was using Google translate.